It's All About the S.h.O.E.:
Marilyn Manning Changes Topic in Mid-Institute
After being stung by a bee during lunch in the Redwood grove, Marilyn Manning saw the light and changed from D.I.S.C. to S.h.O.E. (Stiletto heels Oxford Easy spirits).
Following a blood bath between the stilettos and easy spirits, Marilyn was bought in to mediate conflict resolutinos between the two groups.
The Oxfords took notes and self-evaluated themselves.
Marilyn was quoted as saying, "It's obvious, it's all about the shoes."
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Group Study Update:
- Lupe diagnosed as schizophrenic
- Mariana and Grace in cat fight over public/academic library merger. Prenup contract destroyed in bedlam.
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Quote of the Day
"Gwasshoppa -- this has absolutely nothing to do with the Stanford Institute."
Editor-in-Chief of the PIXIE - Kevin Mitnik
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Stanford Blotter . . .
- Tuesday, midnight, a librarian's bicycle was vandalized in front of Schiff Hall. As he came out of the computer room, he noticed that the seat was missing. A noted public librarian with a flair for interior decorating was seen fleeing the quad, equipped with boa, bike seat, and beads. If you have seent his equipped librarian, please call History 200-02.
- 3rd floor Schiff -- Naked all the Time
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